Chapped Ass
New Blood
The timeline is cursed.
New owners have taken hold of the franchise and have conspired to utterly destroy the memory of Luke Han Leia and Chewie after the events of Return of the Jedi. Manufacturers of the 'New Timeline' have introduced broken-mirror copies of our heroes and set them in a universe where all their great works were for nothing. The cruelty of the New Owners new no bounds as they re-wrote our heroes to be their worst selves. The future timeline for our heroes ends here for all of them die....
But there is another way! There are 100's of books that fill in the gaps and expand on what really could have happened after Return of the Jedi. The Star Wars Expanded Universe holds many tales of triumph and courage from not only our heroes, but a whole slew of new and fun characters and Jedi trained by Luke taking on their own challenges. The world created by these writers is rich and full. Fertile ground for the imagination. There are hundreds of hours of audiobooks you can listen to on youtube without commercials for free right now.
New owners have taken hold of the franchise and have conspired to utterly destroy the memory of Luke Han Leia and Chewie after the events of Return of the Jedi. Manufacturers of the 'New Timeline' have introduced broken-mirror copies of our heroes and set them in a universe where all their great works were for nothing. The cruelty of the New Owners new no bounds as they re-wrote our heroes to be their worst selves. The future timeline for our heroes ends here for all of them die....
But there is another way! There are 100's of books that fill in the gaps and expand on what really could have happened after Return of the Jedi. The Star Wars Expanded Universe holds many tales of triumph and courage from not only our heroes, but a whole slew of new and fun characters and Jedi trained by Luke taking on their own challenges. The world created by these writers is rich and full. Fertile ground for the imagination. There are hundreds of hours of audiobooks you can listen to on youtube without commercials for free right now.