Chapped Ass
Squeaky Voice
While standing in front of the urinal, the first step is to free the cock and balls. I know some unwashed cretins only free their dick when they pee, without freeing the balls at all, but this is a family post. I will not give platform for such vulgarness. Once the three-piece set is free what you want to do is use your dominate hand be it left or right. In my case I'm abidextrous so even though I write with my left I would choose my right. So whichever side hand will now cup and grip the entire side testicle be it left or right with all four fingers. It should look like your're making a loose fist but inside the fist your grabbing up the left/right testicale in your grip.
Astute readers might have noticed that I left out direction for the acting hand's thumb entirely. Here's the trick: Once you've gained four finger fist grip control of the left or right testicle, you can now place your thumb of either hand on the top of the base of your shaft.
Boom, baby. You are now controlling where your pee is going to go. It's like an xbox controller but it's the base of your dick.
I'll be back with more tips later maybe.
Astute readers might have noticed that I left out direction for the acting hand's thumb entirely. Here's the trick: Once you've gained four finger fist grip control of the left or right testicle, you can now place your thumb of either hand on the top of the base of your shaft.
Boom, baby. You are now controlling where your pee is going to go. It's like an xbox controller but it's the base of your dick.
I'll be back with more tips later maybe.